This is my dog. It's scared of everything. It smells like a bastard. It goes in this Friday to be neutered and have its horribly matted coat shaved off and maybe some crooked rotting teeth removed. It likes the couch. Otherwise, it just paces and circles. It always turns left. It doesn't understand concepts like "playing" or "treats". It wags it's tail maybe once every two days. It likes the couch.